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Giga-Theremin The WMD for square wave radio pirates. Bleeding the city's lifeblood and turning infastructure against its master. the logic
- "You can't count on anybody." |
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Hate Box: Soundwalk 2005 God gave technology to man. Man misused it. the logic
- "Neptune strikes." |
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Radio Graffiti: Public communication brings power to the unorganized, it allows commands and declarations to be issued to the friends and the enemies alike. What organizations can take away, public communication can take back. the logic -
"Remind those against you what to fear." |
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Moxophone: Ever wonder how your smoke detector knows when its time to sound the alarm? We did, and now we have a 20-voiced square wave smoke chime to terrorize your girl scout s'more fest. Throw your lighters up because this one is going out to the ladies... the logic
- "Spin the smoke of ashen rodents into notes" |
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Throttleman:
A joystick controlled tape deck for intuitive speed manipulation. The success of the iPod is a testament to the sorry way that we treat our interactions with out music. Soft corners and a round controller and the masses mess their shorts. the logic - "Tapes
were made to be broken. " |
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Desert Trip 02/26/05: It seems the only place we can jam in peace these days is the gun range. the logic - "We
need to remember that the square wave is the music of nature." |
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Theremin Pirate Radio: While we typically favor the manipulation of information in an artistic fashion, conservative talk radio has taken it way too far. In response, we have initiated a campaign of theremin assaults on the central AM band stations in our area. the logic - "Get
a job." |
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Photomaphone: Light is energy, energy is data. With little more than a photoresistor and a speaker, one can make a simple phototheramin. Then you are just a flashlight and a flick of the wrist away from a brain-melting symphony. the logic - "The
sun makes shoegaze drone, freeway traffic births minimalist scatter
and pop, dancefloor lights make techno freakouts. Man makes music." |
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Acid Rain Stick: Build, In the tradition of the Juha shaman, a rainstick to harness the calming power of nature, weilding it to feel empowered over our own turmoil. the logic - "Forest
hippie forest, forest faux-native-American bullshit hippie forest. Bullshit
forest." |
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Upcoming Projects |
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We have developed a java program that reads HTML as MIDI music. We have thereby created the World's Largest Band. Anyone who has ever created a webpage that has been played by this program has unwittingly created a song for the band. You might already be in the band, and if you aren't you will be soon. The program functions by creating loops out of any instance of a tag type that has an opening and closing tag (table, tr, td, font, p, etc) and plays the loop from the time the tag is opened until the tag is closed, as the program works its way through the HTML. Tags nested in these looping tags are then played as differenct voices, and may themselves be new, layered loops. Some special indicators inside tags, such as widths and colors, will trigger such events as beat drops and chord changes. The result is usually somewhat hypnotic, but always unique to a given page and always better than the stuff you hear on the radio. And those people started with music in the first place. We are still working on the web interface for the program, but until then there are some sample pages that we have translated on the files page. |
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3D Record Player Fascinated by the fetishizing of LPs as objects in themselves, we set out to make the ultimate collectable record and a grammaphone to record and play it on. While our efforts are valiant, we doubt the spherical record will catch on with many DJs as it takes up as much room as a kick ball and weighs more than a human head. |
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| The Long Distance Piano
One of our most ambitious recent projects. It looks like a piano, but tastes like an exercise in needless difficulty in creating music. |
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