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Radio Graffiti Ringer T

Give the FCC the bird with this stylish depiction of nature's music.

Available in blue, black or orange (pictured)
S-XXXL
$14.99

Women's Sprinter

The official uniform of our all-female street team.

Available in blue, black or pink (pictured)
S-XL
$26.99

Fitted Logo T

The newest square waved logo of the Shiteasters on a cozy American-made fitted T.


S-XXL
$15.99

Neon Yellow Logo T

Stand out like you should in this lifeguard approved T shirt.


S-XXXL
$14.99

Logo Baseball Jersey

Be team captain for a pick up game of punk rock conceptual sound art.

Available in red, blue, or black (pictured)
S-XXL
$16.99

Logo Hottie Babydoll

Made in the USA just like apple pie and breast implants.


S-XL
$16.99

Women's Pink Nerd T

Brag to your girlfriends about your tech-wreck literacy.


S-XL
$14.99

World's Largest Band: Official Member Polo

You are not the only one who can hear the music in the math.


S-XXL
$16.99

Troubled Tween Ass Panties

Official Shiteasters Groupie Uniform. Warning, yhis product is designed to fit juniors. It fits snug, sizes run small.


S-L
$7.99

Beef Beater Baby's Bib

Childish apparel for the messy eater.


One size
$5.99

Beef Beater Man Smock

Celebrate the roots of meat music while you carve into a slab of throbbing gristle.


One size
$14.99

Shiteasters Java Mug

Reads: I can't wake up without my morning square wave.



$10.99

Shiteasters Beer Bucket

Tap your drunken feet to info-rock with this rad stein! Reads: "I've had a tune in my head all day."



$13.99

Compurocker Mouse Pad

Code the loudest with this fresh pad .



$10.99

Bandwagon Trucker Hat

Graphic sexiness on the face of this stupid trendy hat.


Available in blue, or black (pictured)

$10.99

Shiteasters Sketchbook

Perfect journal for diagrams, data, whismy, and evil.


160 pages, 5" x 8"
$7.49

Photomaphone Desert Postcards

Photomaphone in the sunsetting glory of the Southern Mojave desert. These lego housings have been permanently dismantled, making this a collectable.


Package of 8
$5.99

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World's Largest Band EP: </music>

Our first EP, a collection of great WLB songs.


11 Tracks
$7.99

Light Sounds

Photomaphone Jam EP: Light Sounds

Our second EP, a series of darkroom photomaphone jams.


11 Tracks
$7.99

Crystal Lite

Action Figure

Crystal Lite Action Figure

Now you can play with crystal lite just like the shiteasters do! Comes with his own acid rain stick! Own a piece of shiteasters history with this one-of-a-kind figure.

$89.95

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