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Radio
Graffiti Ringer T
Give the FCC the bird with this stylish depiction of nature's music. Available in blue, black or orange (pictured) |
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Women's
Sprinter
The official uniform of our all-female street team. Available in blue, black or pink (pictured) |
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The newest square waved logo of the Shiteasters on a cozy American-made fitted T.
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Neon
Yellow Logo T
Stand out like you should in this lifeguard approved T shirt.
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Logo
Baseball Jersey
Be team captain for a pick up game of punk rock conceptual sound art. Available in red, blue, or black (pictured) |
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Logo
Hottie Babydoll
Made in the USA just like apple pie and breast implants.
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Women's
Pink Nerd T
Brag to your girlfriends about your tech-wreck literacy.
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World's
Largest Band: Official Member Polo
You are not the only one who can hear the music in the math.
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Troubled
Tween Ass Panties
Official Shiteasters Groupie Uniform. Warning, yhis product is designed to fit juniors. It fits snug, sizes run small.
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Beef
Beater Baby's Bib
Childish apparel for the messy eater.
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Beef
Beater Man Smock
Celebrate the roots of meat music while you carve into a slab of throbbing gristle.
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Shiteasters
Java Mug
Reads: I can't wake up without my morning square wave.
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Shiteasters
Beer Bucket
Tap your drunken feet to info-rock with this rad stein! Reads: "I've had a tune in my head all day."
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Compurocker
Mouse Pad
Code the loudest with this fresh pad .
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Bandwagon
Trucker Hat
Graphic sexiness on the face of this stupid trendy hat.
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Shiteasters
Sketchbook
Perfect journal for diagrams, data, whismy, and evil.
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Photomaphone
Desert Postcards
Photomaphone in the sunsetting glory of the Southern Mojave desert. These lego housings have been permanently dismantled, making this a collectable.
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World's
Largest Band EP: </music>
Our first EP, a collection of great WLB songs.
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Light Sounds |
Photomaphone
Jam EP: Light Sounds
Our second EP, a series of darkroom photomaphone jams.
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Crystal Lite Action Figure |
Crystal Lite Action Figure
Now you can play with crystal lite just like the shiteasters do! Comes with his own acid rain stick! Own a piece of shiteasters history with this one-of-a-kind figure. $89.95 |
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