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Silent G - The Logic

"Power can be taken, but not given. The process of the taking is empowerment in itself."
-Gloria Steinem

"All limits are self imposed."
-Icarus

Giga-Theremin

We killed our neighbor's AM band. No one noticed. We scattered broadcast theremins throughout the land. No one complained. So now we bleed power directly off the grid and send the song of 25,000 AC volts across the state. Listen up, or your next.

The core component of our Giga-Theremin is the power conversion unit we purchased from a shady online electronics dealer, who apparently had no problem with our intentions to patch and steal power directly from a grid relay. Unfortunatly this component was not built with the same care and to the same degree of quality we expected, so it fried our homemade controller and felled our sturdy antenae. We are totally going to give him a bad rating.

This pineapple juice can made a near perfect housing for the somewhat bulky components used in the frequency modulations necessary for AM broadcast.
Finally it arrived, looking nothing like the picture we saw online.

  

The handshake before the back stabbing.

Our secluded and accessable power supply. Shhh.
We set it up, walked a good distance away, and covered our gonads with aluminum foil. Shiteasters sperm is worth double at the bank.
Probably not the most fire retardant environment, on reflection.
T+ 5 minutes. Total meltdown. Now, fine, there was an assload of current coursing through this bitch, but our parts were made to spec. I think homeboy didn't filter out the line noise enough, but his ox-box looks unphased from the 25,000 volt enema.
Crime scene. I guess things could have gone a lot worse. I'm pretty sure we have a couple minutes of 200 mile broadcast, but the logic is less optomistic. I think its just his anger at ebay boy though.

Because we were being so illicit, I wore my camoflage shirt.

Maybe we will sell that burnt ass contoller on our merch page. Its a true relic of the anarchic age.

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