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Acid Rain Stick

Check out a rain stick. It's a tube full of beads. It’s a great example of how any object can be a musical instrument, the rain stick being a far greater instrument, in any ways, than the piano or guitar, frankly.

"Oh, listen honey, it really does sound like rain! Isn't that amazing?"

"This would really bring some culture to our living room!"

"Forest hippie forest, forest faux-native-American bullshit hippie forest. Bullshit forest."

We won't stand for any more of this bastardization of a perfectly good object concept. Our rain stick doesn't sound like rain, it isn't peaceful, it doesn't look good in your living room, its a metal trachea choking down fistfuls of nails and ball bearings. Just like you should.

Order begets disorder
The edges of the hanger help deflect filler at odd angles

  

Choke

So little can make so many songs

Crusifixation

G plays a symphony, sound file below

acidrain.mp3

Rain stick schematic
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